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The weekend went pretty fast and I found myself preparing for a brand new week of stress starting on Monday but the thought that I got laid that weekend was the only consolation I had but I still had to figure out who the mystery lady under the...

Stubbornness and persistence seemed to be the perfect words to describe Kofo, as we exited the office she made it known that she wanted to be in my car for the drive to the cinema. My only problem with this was the fact that she was going to start...

Friday, the last day of the week, got out of bed late and began to rush all in attempt to get to work on time, I drove like a mad man past an intersection and I could hear a woman hurling insults at me but I wasn't bothered, I had a meeting with my...

The following day was a regular day at work, configuring network devices and troubleshooting any error on the bank’s network as usual. It seemed like a promising day because I had a smile on my face, I was happy to be at work for the first time in a...

"Why do men cheat?" I have heard this question a little too much and due to the disgust that comes from the majority of women who ask me this question like men are so evil, my immediate response is  "Who do men cheat with?" Please don't give me the...

I had a really shitty day and I am going to put the blame on every living creature that has a protruding growth on its chest known as breasts. I spent the entire day at work trying to figure out the way a woman’s mind works, I know that’s quite...

A second grader  asked her mother, "Mum, how did I get here?" The mom fully aware how young her daughter was replied "God sent you." "Did God send you too?" asked the child. "Yes dear," the mother replied. "What about grandma and grandpa?" the child...

On Monday morning, the teacher walked to the blackboard and noticed someone had written the word "penis" in tiny letters. She turned around, but couldn't find the guilty face. She quickly erased it and began her class. Tuesday, she was again greeted...

"I hate women"; I know hate seems like a strong word but that's the only emotion I feel towards them; then maybe disgust. I mean, what else can I feel when the woman I loved with all my heart for four years told me she never really loved me, and...

Element: Woman Symbol: WO Discoverer: Adam Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg, may vary from 40 to 200 Kg Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1.   Surface usually covered with painted film. 2.   Boils at various...