18+ Jokes

Akpos walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger. After finishing, she looks around for a piece of cotton to...

A boy by chance enters into his mum's room and saw her mum giving his dad a blow job. The boy, disgusted, looks at his mum, and says, "And you scold me for sucking my thumb."

A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will...

A four year old girl walks in while her father is dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his privates and points at his ??? and ask, "Dad! What's that thing between your legs?" The...

A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud, upon which sat a rather plump and...

A Chinese man took a prostitute to his home and they started having sex.Once he was done, he jumped out of the bed, ran to the window, took a deep breath then went under the bed...

While doing a vasectomy (birth control surgery), the doctor slipped and cut off one of the mans balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to replace the missing ball...

One day, a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience.After the wedding they left for their honeymoon...

The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:Has to work hardHas to work at great depthsHas to work upside downHas no ventilation or air conditioned...

Akpos and a little girl are playing. Akpos pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't." The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her...