18+ Jokes
A conversation between an husband and wife in their bedroom getting ready to have sex.HUSBAND: Dear, you should have this hair shaved a bit.WIFE: [Rolls her eyes] Yea! heard that...
AKPOS: I'm coming to see you honey.GIRL: Alright baby.AKPOS: I love you, I can't wait to see you...I'm getting ready to leave now.GIRL: Okay but honey, I'm on my period, just...
A couple agreed that whenever they wanted to have sex they'd say "Let's make a phone call"One day the man sent his son to tell his mom while she was busy in the kitchen.SON: Mom,...
She holds it with her hand and tries to put it into the hole but it will not penetrate.Then she licks it with her tongue to make it wet and stand firm. She tries to put it in...
Never argue with a woman, just use your brains like this guy. A man went on a night out with his friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must...
SALES G: Sir, you can't smoke here.CUSTOMER: But I bought cigarettes from this shop.SALES G: We sell condoms also, it doesn't mean you start using it here!
A little boy wakes up three nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents bedroom.Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, "Mommy, every night I...
It was a cool and bright night. A young guy and an older woman entered into a hotel to for a night out.The owner of the hotel being an overly religious person didn't like the idea...
A man married very pretty girl and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle...
A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says...