School Jokes

TEACHER: It is very clear that you have not studied your geography. What's your excuse?AKPOS: Well, my dad says the world is changing everyday, so I decided to wait until it...

In a class was an Agric teacher who asked this question:TEACHER: What's the botanical name of rice?STUDENT: OrisasativaTEACHER: Bright Idea. Give him what he deserves.(He's...

In an art class...TEACHER: Today's practical class is on Tie and Dye. Who can define the term tie and dye?JIMI: Tie and Dye can be defined as a hand method of producing patterns...

During an English lesson, the teacher instructed his students to write a composition.Question: Assume you are in a war, write a story on your experience?Akpos did not write...

MERCY: I don't want to go to school.MOTHER: Why not? MERCY: I don't feel well. MOTHER: Where don't you feel well? MERCY: IN SCHOOL.

A teacher was teaching in the class and was disappointed that her students couldn't catch up with what she was teaching. So she said...TEACHER: You are supposed to know this! You...

John was late to school...TEACHER: John why are you late?JOHN: I went to buy something for my mom.TEACHER: What could be so important that can't wait till the end of schoolJOHN:...

TEACHER: A person who have no hand is called?AKPOS: A HandicapTEACHER: A person who have no leg is called?AKPOS: A Legicap.

PHYSICS TEACHER: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?STUDENT: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in...

May/June 2015 Biology WAEC QuestionsINSTRUCTION: Answer AllQ2 (a)(i) Mention 9 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep)Check the answer that Akpos gave:The...