School Jokes
One day our Lecturer was discussing a particularly complicated concept in Physics. A pre-medical student rudely interrupted and ask, "Why do we have to learn this pointless...
TEACHER: What is the daughter of a chief called?AKPOS: Mischief.
2nd Semester Exams For All DepartmentsCourse: Love Mathematics.Course code: LMS111All questions carry equal marks.Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.1. If a girl is in love for 10...
TEACHER: Today you'll give an example of a pronoun each and form a sentence with it. JOHN: HERTEACHER: Ok, your sentence? JOHN: Give her her book. It's hers. TEACHER: That's good...
Akpos brought his math's assignment to his father to solve. This is the conversation that ensued...FATHER: Akpos, supposing you have five bags each containing one million naira...
Akpos was in a CRK class when the teacher suddenly asked him a question.TEACHER: What is wickedness?AKPOS: Wickedness is when you put Obasanjo, Funny Face, Omo Baba, King Ayisoba...
TEACHER: What happens when two oceans meet?AKPOS: Nothing, they just wave.
MOTHER: How was your exams?SON: It was fine Mum.MOTHER: I am very sure you cleared all the questions.SON: Yes Mum! They gave me questions I don't understand so I also gave them...
[Rings] SON: Hello Mummy?MUM: I'm Coming to your school today.SON: Aah! Nooo! They are fighting in front of my school!MUM: I've passed your gate.SON: You've passed the school's...
TEACHER: Why did you bring a ROPE to the Exam hall?AKPOS: My dad told me to SKIP the questions I don't know.