School Jokes
Akpos was in an English class when the teacher was explaining different types of nouns to the class.TEACHER: An abstract noun is something you can see but you cannot touch. Who...
The teacher asked akpos to count from 0 to 10AKPOS: 0 1 2 3 4 6 7 8 9 10TEACHER: Where is 5?AKPOS: Yesterday, I heard on the news that 5 died in a car accident.
After writing a maths examination, a fight ensued between Musa and Akpos. Classmates gathered around to watch the the two students exhibit their boxing skills. A teacher separated...
Barack Obama at a recent elementary school assembly in East Texas, was talking to the pupils about gun violence. Everywhere was quiet has the president spoke.He wanted to show the...
Akpos was standing outside the exam hall during a WAEC examination as other students were writing the exam. The invigilator walked to him and the following conversation ensued:...
TEACHER: You are a failure! At your age, Bill Gates already built his first computer software. AKPOS : Mind you Sir, at your age Adolf Hitler committed Suicide.
A secondary school geography teacher went to drink at a beer parlour after school on Friday. His wife was at home waiting for him to come back as usual. Past 4PM, he's notyet back...
A class teacher instructs his students to each stand up and make a short poem about their name and what they would like to do in future. The first to start is Usman, he said.....
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing maths problems when his teacher called him to answer a question "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with...