18+ Jokes

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?Are you nuts?! she replies and keeps...

Little Akpos came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?""No", said his mom, "of course not."Little Akpos then ran back outside and his mom heard...

BOY: Lets play the police game.GIRL: How do we play?BOY: I run my fingers up your leg, and you say Redlight when you want me to stop.GIRL: Okay.*Few seconds later*GIRL: Red Light...

Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, very curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about toasting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was...

A young couple took their six-year-old son to the doctor.With some hesitations, they explained that although their little lovely son appeared to be in good health, they were...

"Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a patient told his doctor on the phone. "The only woman he's had sex with is our maid.""Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the doctor...

A newly married couple decided they wanted children, but didn't know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no help, until a neighbour...

Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each...

A child goes home and says to his mother, "Mom, I had sex with my teacher." The mum, angry, replies, "How could you?! Go up to your room and wait for your father!" A few hours...

Last week I checked into my hotel and was a bit lonely. I thought I'd call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such. I picked up the phone book...