18+ Jokes
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties. He then calls the girl...
A middle aged guy and his teenage daughter were riding a motor bike and taking a shortcut through a darkened park when they were stopped by a gang of armed robbers. They searched...
GIRL: Baby I'm wet.BOY: Want a toilet roll?GIRL: No, I want more than that.BOY: Want 2 toilet rolls?GIRL: No, baby I want something big and roundBoy: Damn! You want the whole roll...
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, Honey, my hands are...
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape.In court, his lady lawyer holds his d**k out as evidence saying, "Your honour! See this, can he rape with this tiny tot?"The boy whispers, "...
Two friends smoked weed...One went behind a tree, removed all his clothes and came back to his friend naked! He stood in front of his friend and asked, "How do I look in my new...
There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The...
AKPOS: Dad, do you remember that day I killed a butterfly and you said no butter for a month?DAD: Yeah. AKPOS: Dad do you also remember that day I killed a honey bee and You said...
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I...
John hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of my life between the legs of my wife!" That won him the top prize for the best toast of the night. He went home and...