18+ Jokes

A girl walks into a doctor's office. The doctor was awed by her beauty and all his professionalism goes right out the window.He tells her to sit. Then he starts to rub her thighs...

Akpos had a girlfriend who was stunningly attractive, and his girlfriend had a sister who was more attractive. Just a day before their wedding, Akpos visited his girlfriend, he...

A mother-in-law ask her son's wife a question, "Why is that all my grandchildren don't resemble my son?"The daugher-in-law replied, "What I have between my legs isn't a...

Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burnt. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body. Daryl arrives first, and when the...

A man is in a hotel lobby. He is about to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow...

A Jamaican man was making love to his wife for the first time. He suddenly screamed, "Jah Bless!'' and run out of the room.He came back with a giant bucket of water, poured it on...

A man is sun-bathing nude at the beach. A little girl comes up to him, so he covers his penis with a newspaper. The little girl asks, "What's under there?" The man says, "A bird...

One day, little Tunde comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door...

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite...

The Sperm Out of a bunch of millions of sperms there was this one sperm named DicksonDickson was always trying to keep his fitness, jogging, lifting weights, and even swimming....