18+ Jokes
A man walked into his doctor's office on Friday and asked for a double dose of Viagra (sex pill). "What do you need it for?", the doctor asked. "Well, my ex wife is coming over...
A principal was addressing his students on HIV, he said, ''Abstinence is the best method because condoms could break and also spermicidal creams could fail." He also said, "There...
Two parents take their son on a vacation to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mum and...
Four nuns come to the Coventry for confession.FIRST NUN: Forgive me father for I have sinned.FATHER: What have you done?FIRST NUN: I saw a man's penis.FATHER: Wow, that's bad. Say...
One day, little Tunde comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door...
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you. I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done."She thought...
The Sperm Out of a bunch of millions of sperms there was this one sperm named DicksonDickson was always trying to keep his fitness, jogging, lifting weights, and even swimming....
MAN: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife is a virgin?DOCTOR: Get a Virginity test kit.MAN: What's that?DOCTOR: Get a can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a...
Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burnt. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body. Daryl arrives first, and when the...
Mr. James was sitting in a train at a station one morning, when he overheard a man outside discussing with another man. ''Thanks for the weekend Charlie, I really had a great time...