18+ Jokes

A guy brought a lady into his room. The guy pulled his pant off, "Lady! Meet my little brother!" The lady turned to leave and shouted, "When he grows up, call me back!"

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children...

Twin babies in the womb saw "someone" familiar coming towards them. The first baby said, "Hey daddy iscoming inside to play with us." The second baby replied, "It's not daddy, but...

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally...

A Mother tells two of her daughters that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. One of the sisters suggests to the other, "Hey, let's take all...

Akpos who was very drunk was with his girlfriend in a cinema and suddenly he fell asleep.After a while, he woke up and started shouting, "MY PENIS!... MY PENIS!!!"Everyone was...

Deacon tells wife on a Thursday morning that he's leaving for a three day prophetic conference.WIFE: Darling, let's share a word of prayer before u leave.DEACON: Of course, that's...

The priest keeps chickens on the church premises and one cock goes missing one day. Then on one sunday at service, the priest asked the congregation, "who has a cock with them?"...

Akpos was in an English class when the teacher was explaining different types of nouns to the class.TEACHER: An abstract noun is something you can see but you cannot touch. Who...

A young girl was leaving for school when her mum called her and said, "Tope! Do not allow any man to climb on top of you because if he did, he would be disgracing your family."She...