Religious Jokes
A pastor goes to a clinic to buy a pack of condoms. The attendant tells him to wait and enters the inner room to get it. As the pastor waited for his condoms, one of his members...
PASTOR: There's a man here...AKPOS:(Shouts from d crowd) It is me!PASTOR: I repeat! There's a man here..AKPOS: (Shouts from d crowd) it is me and my family.PASTOR: I say there's a...
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to...
A dying old man on his bed and a pastorPASTOR: Rebuke the devil old man before you die so that he will flee away from you!OLD MAN: [Silent]PASTOR: I say rebuke the devil so that...
One faithful day, Jesus was accompanied by his twelve disciples who were going around doing miracles and preaching the gospel. They got to a point where the disciples were tired...
Akpos was baptized in a nearby church. The pastor asked him to choose any Christian name.AKPOS: Pastor, I would be much glad to be called Grace.PASTOR: Grace is for females.AKPOS...
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God...
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the...
On Lagos-Ibadan express road, when a Pastor met a team of policemen who quite naturally wanted something from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for...
Three Pastors met and agreed to sincerely tell each other their problems which must be kept as a secret between the three of them.The First Pastor Said: My problem is money I do...