Family Jokes

I came home from work. I was tired. I sat down on the sofa. Put my feet up. My wife brought me a glass of water. My son gave me a sheet of paper: English Lang. 17% Biology...

It's very easy to know the age of a woman on her traditional wedding day... 18-21 years: There will be no dancing. Rather, the bride and her mother will be hugging each other...

A little boy work up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did I get my intelligence from?" The father replied, "Well son, you might have gotten it from your mother because I...

Nigerian women and how they address their husbands with pet names. When he gives her N500,000 upward: She calls him Sweetheart. When he gives her N400,000: She calls him...

"It was a Saturday morning and Akpos said to his wife, "Today I had a dream about a beautiful woman.'' His wife replied, ''Oh! Was it me?'' Akpos said, ''No, it was not you...

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day...

A boy visited me, my mom asked if we were dating, I said no he's like a brother to me She said, "I used to call your dad Brother Dele."

ME: Mom, do you watch Game of Thrones? NIGERIAN MOM: You better get serious and focus on the Throne of Grace.

I told my dad to embrace his mistake then he cried and hugged my sister and I...

ANGRY WOMAN: So they now provide free wife for you in your office?! HUSBAND: Nooo! It's not free wife, it's free WIFI!

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