Funny Sayings
It is only in Nigeria where you'll see a notice board that says, "Job Vacancy: Man wanted with 40 years experience of work. He must be less than 25 years of age."
Women like to tell long stories...Example: Man telling the story, ''Honey, you remember that fat man who was dancing at the party? he's dead!Woman telling the story, ''My husband...
A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to...
The Nigerian Police Be Like; "Oga your plate number is KADUNA, what are you doing in ABUJA? You are under arrest!
What's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument? A knife has a point.
When your husband orders you to make tea or coffee, he wants to feel fresh to listen to your nonstop talks.Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females, he is just checking...
NAME: Richard WizrichAGE: 109HOBBIES:Collecting teeth from a live tiger.Catching bullets with bare hands.Assassination.Jogging up and down Mount EverestCollecting rock particles...
Has anyone ever ponder about these questions below... How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? Why are they called building, when they are...
Below are popular funny Abbreviations...APC = Accepting Past Criminals.PDP = People Deceiving People.IMO = I Must Obey.IBADAN = Ibo Boys Are Dangerous At Night.ABA = Agege Boys...
A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat, a cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a...