Funny Sayings
Someone calls you at 2am and asks, "Are you sleeping?"Response: "No! I'm picking beans."When its raining and someone notices you going out yet they ask, "Are you going out in this...
"Abeg DRESS BACK.""If I hear PIM, you go hear WEEEN.""Have they BROUGHT light?""The film is SWEET""Please help me SLOW that fan.""Mummy HAVE come.""I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU.""...
CRAZINESS is when you buy a BLACKBERRY PORSCHE for 350,000 naira and at the same time owing your landlord one year rent in your 'face-me-I-face-you' apartment.FAITH is using the...
1. Going to your boyfriend's or girlfriend's house without being invited = OFFSIDE. 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK. 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER. 4....
Trouble is:1. When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. Forget the job!2 .When you tell your friend "your mama!" and turn around...
If The children of Israel were Nigerians! While crossing d red sea, they would've wasted the whole day in the middle of the sea taking 'pictures' and uploading on Facebook and...
Below are the Questions Google cannot answer...Who is the first wheelbarrow pusher?Who was the first indigenous woman to fry Akara and Yam?What is the full name of the first...
Dear MasWe the National Association of Husbands And Boyfriends (NAHAB), wish to announce our annual three days strike which commences on 14th of February and ends on 16th of...
"A Chief is inside a car with the glasses wound up, armed robbers attack and shoots at the chief, the bullet won't break the glass but will kill the chief inside the car.""A man...
Have you noticed that most of Nigeria's problems begin with the letter 'P'...?PolicePHCNPoliticsPotholesPension ThievesPower failurePipeline vandalsPetroleum Subsidy...