All Jokes
Someone asked an old man, "Even after 90 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?"OLD MAN: I forgot her name 10 years ago and I'm scared 2...
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any panties. He then calls the girl...
A boy was reading with music playing beside his step-brother who was sleeping at a corner. When his step-mother came and saw him, she shouts angrily at him saying, ''WILL YOU PUT...
I caught my pastor drinking star in a bar which I often visit and shouted, ''What! Pastor you are supposed to be drinking drinks like Malt, Pepsi or Coke and not Star.'' The...
During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."Everyone in the bank laid down quietly....
How A Guy Uses an ATM 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash, card and receipt How A Woman Uses an ATM: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Check makeup in...
Kwame, a young banker, was summoned to the village by his parents for a very important meeting. When everybody had settled down, his father said, "Kwame, your mum and I have found...
Man returns home and screams out loudly..."Honey, pack your things, I've won a million dollars today!"Wife comes to the wardrobe and asks, "What kind of clothes should I take with...
Father asks his son, what he will like to be in future: SON: A doctor. FATHER: Why do you want to be a doctor? SON: Because it's the only job a man will pay you for touching his...
I saw a man smoking CIGARETTE inside the church. I was so shocked that my bottle of STAR BEER nearly dropped from my hand!