All Jokes

Akpos' wife was in the emergency room. She was having a baby. Few minutes later, the doctor came out and...DOCTOR: I've got good news and bad news. AKPOS: What happened doctor?...

TEACHER: What is an island?STUDENT: An island is a piece of land surrounded by water except in one place.TEACHER: What place is that?STUDENT: On top.

A husband and wife are in church. The preacher notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says to the wife, Wake your husband up! The wife answers, You're the one who made him...

1. When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. 2. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. 3....

KID: Mom! look at my drawing.MOM: Wow! What a great dinosaur you drew!KID: Mom don't be ridiculous! That's you!

Customer: "Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?" Waiter: "Cant you tell the difference by taste?" Customer: "No, I cant." Waiter: "Then does it really matter?"

A curfew was declared in Lagos but some guys disobeyed the curfew by going out to watch a football match. While coming back, they were sighted by some Soldiers who told them they...

Men of the Nigerian Police Force Arrests a guy and they were checking his phone. At that moment of checking his phone, a text message comes in. It says, "Please, if you are coming...

A child goes home and says to his mother, "Mom, I had sex with my teacher." The mum, angry, replies, "How could you?! Go up to your room and wait for your father!" A few hours...

My girlfriend isn't talking to me because apparently I "ruined" her birthday."What did you do?"Nothing. I didn't even know it was her birthday!