All Jokes

Kwame, a deeply suspicious husband, hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video of his wife's...

Mind how you offer your prayers as couples...HUSBAND: Father Lord, I pray for Mercy, I pray for Faith, I pray for Charity, Joy and Grace. Thank you Lord for bringing Joy, Grace,...

GIRLFRIEND: Why didnt you give me anything for my birthday?BOYFRIEND: You told me to surprise you.

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a coin and the second half of his round-trip ticket. If...

A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole.He watches for a moment, then continues on...

Dear Husband John:I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.These last...

In the morning, Kwame calls to his boss, "Good morning, boss, unfortunately I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and both my hands and...

A 17-year-old boy who works part-time at fast food restaurant drives up his parent's driveway in a Porsche. Naturally, his parents know that there's no way he earned enough with...

Three women sit in a beauty saloon talking about their husbands. The first woman says, "Last night my husband said he was going to his office, but when I called they said he wasn'...

A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers. At the emergency room, his doctor says, "Give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."The injured...