All Jokes
If you were born on the 29th of FEBRUARY, I'm sorry to announce to you that there will be no birthday for you because this year FEBRUARY has just only 28 days. So until next year...
Julius rushed to the emergency room in an hospital with his finger which had been shot."How did this happen?" The doctor asked."I was trying to commit suicide!" Julius said."...
He told you that you are the only flower in his garden. Why don't you ask him that which garden has only one flower.
A Pastor, after preaching, decided to pray for those watching at home on TV. He said that anyone who's infirmed should place his or her right hand on wherever he or she is feeling...
The following conversation took place between a pregnant woman and her doctor:WOMAN: Is it a boy or a girl?DOCTOR: I'm afraid it's a hermaphrodite.WOMAN: What does that mean?...
How I Took My Girl To Her Room To Show Her My Thing...It was around 6am in the morning, she was sitting alone in the verandah when I came. The compound was empty. Everyone had...
PASTOR: Do you agree to change your Facebook Status from Single to Married? MAN: Yes! WOMAN: Yes! PASTOR: Congratulations! Your profile has been updated successfully. You are now...
BABE: Hey cute guy.GUY: Hey babe.BABE: Honey, send me some airtime, it's raining here... I can't go out into the rain to get it.GUY: *606#, *665#, *458#, *327#BABE: What's this...
A man was caught at the scene where oil pipeline was vandalised. When under interrogation, the security agency asked him:SECURITY: What prompted the vandalising of oil pipeline?...
Do you want to surprise your Girlfriend this valentine? Follow these 4 steps below...1. Ask What She Wants. 2. Buy Online (Jumia or Konga)3. Enter Her Address4. Select "Cash On...