All Jokes
My neighbour's kid, Emma, a very disrespectful and rude boy came to me one sunny afternoon with a new G.shock watch on his wrist.EMMA: Uncle Mutiu, do you know the name of my...
Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a christian school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. Someone had written a note and placed it next to the...
Africans are just too religious. You ask someone in an elevator, "Are you going down?" And they'll be like, "God Forbid! I am going up in Jesus name, Amen!"
GIRL: I can't be your valentine for medical reasons. BOY: Really? GIRL: Yeah, you make me sick!
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this.""What's the problem?" the doctor inquired."Well, I'm 35 years...
Akpos goes to a barber's shop. BARBER: Good morning sir. AKPOS: How much does a haircut cost? BARBER: 300 naira. AKPOS: How much for a shave? BARBER: 50 naira AKPOS: Please shave...
A Senior Secondary school science teacher Mrs. Kelechi asks her class, "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"Nobody...
One morning I and my 4 year old son went on a ride. Suddenly, he started asking me questions... SON: Dad, what is this (he pointed his finger to...
A lawyer was driving late at night when a policeman stopped him.POLICE: Sir, where are you coming from?LAWYER: Somewhere or anywhere.POLICE: Okay, who're you?LAWYER: Somebody or...
A man entered a cab and the cab man asked him, "Where would you like to go, mister?"MAN: To the dentist. I need to check my eyes, I can't see a thing.