All Jokes
Wife on her deathbed called her husband, and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in...
A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom, he...
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in, Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, Well dear,...
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.She opened it, slammed it shut, and...
One day, my chinese friend was sick and was admitted to a hospital. The next day, I visited my chinese friend in the hospital. He just kept saying "CHIN YU YAN" repeatedly until...
A raunchy employer interviewed 3 female job hunters. And this is what happened:RAUNCHY EMPLOYER: What is the difference between the two lips you have?1ST GIRL: One is hairy and...
PETER: James, why did you stop coming to my house?JAMES: Your grandma said she has a crush on me! PETER: And then what happened?JAMES: I forgot the road to your house.
TEACHER: If a fool at 40 is a fool forever, what was he before 40?AKPOS: A fool on probation.
JOHN: I have the perfect son. KELVIN: Does he smoke? JOHN: No, he doesn't. KELVIN: Does he drink? JOHN: No, he doesn't. KELVIN: Does he ever come home late? JOHN: No, he doesn't....
When I was Younger:I'd put my arms in my shirt and tell people I lost my arms.I would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose.I had that one pen with four...