All Jokes
Akpos went to his doctor after a long illness.The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Akpos in the eye, and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer,...
A married man had a sweet young thing of a secretary and decided to take her to dinner. He called his wife to tell her that he had to "work late" and she said, "no problem."After...
Lipton Tea manufacturer wanted a new advertising gimmick, so the senior creative manager at the advertising agency decided to go to Rome to see if he could persuade the Pope to...
1. Are you on WIFI? Because I can feel a connection. 2. Are you tired? You've been running on my mind day and night...
A case was reported about some amount of money stolen in Akpos' class. His teacher comes to iron out the issue and the following conversation ensued: TEACHER: Yes, a case...
A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husbands constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will...
A girl posted this on her Facebook Timeline:"My ex dumped me two months ago and now he's engaged! **Sad Face**" Immediately Akpos saw it, he commented: "At least you made it to...
In a Maths class:TEACHER: If you multiple 2196 by 15 and subtract it by 772 and divide by 11, what will you get?AKPOS: (he stands up and answers) I'll get it wrong!
BEFORE MARRIAGEBOY: At last! I can hardly wait!Girl: Do you want me to leave?BOY: NO! don't even think about it.GIRL: Do you love me?BOY: Of course! Always.GIRL: Have you ever...
TEACHER: Who can give me an example of a co-incidence? AKPOS: My mother and father married the same day.