All Jokes
A Chinese moves to USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai.He bought a home on a small piece of land. The friendly American neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy...
AKPOS: I look just exactly like my mumEKAITE: Oh really! me too.AKPOS: But you said your mum is beautiful?
TEACHER: Akpos, What are you going to become in future?AKPOS: A Facebook Admin.TEACHER: I mean what are you going to do for mum and dad when you become a man?AKPOS: Add them as...
A boy went to his mom to ask for money:SON: Mom, I need some money to buy a bicycle MOM: What do you think I am made of money?SON: Isn't that what MOM stands for?
Two men were sitting in a bar and the following conversation took place:MAN 1: I cant takes this any more!MAN 2: What is the matter?MAN 1: My wife cheated on me!MAN 2: That is...
WHAT WILL YOU DO IF THIS IS YOUR SON?At a dinner filled with friends, neigbours and extended family members, a little boy of about 8 years was asked to lead in prayers."Dear lord...
One afternoon, Akpos arrived home with a sad news for his wife.AKPOS: Wife, I just received a call, my mother (mama) passed away. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for...
At a big cocktail party, an obstetrician's wife noticed another guest, a big, over sexed blonde, making overtures at her husband. It was a large, informal gathering, so she tried...
A guy knocked at Akpos' door asking for a donation for the local primary school's swimming pool.So Akpos went inside his house and came back saying, "Here, have a cup of water."