All Jokes
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a job ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started...
Akpos' dad bought a Range Rover Sport Car. Akpos' elder brother struck a deal with Akpos. He told Akpos to call him on phone when nobody is at home so that he'll come and take the...
A boy was teaching a girl maths. He kissed her and then kissed her again and said, "This is addition." Then the girl kissed him back and said, "This is subtraction." Then they...
When a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives- Kenya ProverbIt is only a stupid cow that rejoices at the prospect of being taken to a beautiful abattoir - Zambian...
Akpos had 100 naira and went to a corner shop to buy chewing gum.At the shop, Akpos asks the shop-keeper, "Can I please have a berry chewing gum?"The Shop-Keeper answers, "Sorry...
Akpos has been admiring his neighbour's wife for quite sometime now. The neighbour's wife always gives him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. Akpos didn't know...
Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wifes voice from the kitchen, "What will you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or lamb?"I said, Thank you,...
Wife to husband: "I wish I were a newspaper, so I would be in your arms always. Husband: I also wish you were so, I would have a new one everyday.
One day, Akpos drives his date up to a lonely and secluded area and parks. "I have to be honest with you" the woman says as he makes his move."I'm a prostitute." Akpos thinks...
Akpos' wife was pregnant and the following conversation ensued: WIFE: Darling, guess what? AKPOS: What?WIFE: I went for the scan today and the scan revealed that I'm pregnant...
