All Jokes

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes....

Akpos was in church one Sunday. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, "Mommy, I want to piss?" The mother said, "Son don't say piss in church. Next time you have to...

I was walking down the street sometime ago, then I saw a beautiful Bentley parked on the side way. I stopped for a minute to stare and admire it.Just then I saw a Beautiful hot...

There were two nuns, one of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the...

HUSBAND: Honey. If I die, what will you do? WIFE: I will stay with my sister. What about you? HUSBAND: I will stay with your sister.

What Nonsense! This has got to stop!When CLOSE-UP does an advert, they will show you someone's teeth and how to brush properly.When GILLETTE does an advert, they will show you...

TEACHER: If your father is owing N2000 for your school fees and he pays only N1000, how much is he now owing for your school fees?AKPOS: N2000 ma.TEACHER: (surprised) N2000? How...

WIFE: My dear, this is the man who saved you from drowning. Should I reward him with ten dollars?HUSBAND: I was half-dead when he dragged me out of the water. Give him five...

One day, Akpos calls 911, "Come quick, my little son has swallowed a condom!" After 5 mins, Akpos calls back, "It's okay, I found another one."

Akpos is right back from school, tired and hungry:MOTHER: Akpos, you are back? AKPOS: Yes mum.MOTHER: What were you taught in school today?AKPOS: Agriculture.MOTHER: Which topic?...