All Jokes
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is Akpos in his mid- twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age. The circus owner...
Akpos was strolling by a river bank. Suddenly, the river goddess came out from the middle of the river:GODDESS: You are in luck today wanderer. I will give you the chance to wish...
A chief bought a bullet proof car and was cruising about town with it.One day, he was travelling with the car and suddenly armed robbers attacked him. He screamed at the driver to...
Please, I need to ask you a very important question that has kept me sleepless and restless. It might be awkward between us after this, but I have to know how you feel. I have...
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape.In court, his lady lawyer holds his d**k out as evidence saying, "Your honour! See this, can he rape with this tiny tot?"The boy whispers, "...
AKPOS: Dad, do you remember that day I killed a butterfly and you said no butter for a month?DAD: Yeah. AKPOS: Dad do you also remember that day I killed a honey bee and You said...
A woman woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from the basement. After...
Akpos was having an argument with his Wife. The Wife called Akpos a fool. Akpos got angry and said, "I cannot be called a fool by a woman, not even my wife. She must therefore...
An old woman walked into an antique store and looked at a diamond necklace in a glass cabinet. Suddenly, she let out a fart (she polluted the air). She coughed, trying to disguise...
TEACHER: Who can make a sentence with the word STRESS?MARY: You are causing me more STRESS.JOHN: I hate STRESS.AKPOS: Yesterday I saw our teacher and our headmiSTRESS making love...