All Jokes

Akpos was at the sitting room watching TV when his father came in and asked to go to his room to read. Akpos grabbed a coin on the table in front of him, flipped it in the air and...

AKPOS: Kwame please, I'm going to be needing N100,000 from you... I promise to pay back with N120,000.KWAME: First of all, what do you need the money for?AKPOS: I want to buy an...

1. Going to your boyfriend's or girlfriend's house without being invited = OFFSIDE. 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK. 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER. 4....

TEACHER: Go home and find three new words or phrases and bring them to me tomorrow.Akpos goes home and asks his mother while she is on the phone.AKPOS: Mum, class teacher gave me...

Akpos had a girlfriend who was stunningly attractive, and his girlfriend had a sister who was more attractive. Just a day before their wedding, Akpos visited his girlfriend, he...

A policeman sends his wife and kid to a resort for a vacation. After a week, he joined them in the hotel. As soon as he came to the hotel room, he wanted to make love to his wife...

If The children of Israel were Nigerians! While crossing d red sea, they would've wasted the whole day in the middle of the sea taking 'pictures' and uploading on Facebook and...

After the marriage, the bride put a box next to her bed and told her husband never to open and check, whats inside of it. 40 years passed and the husband impatiently opened the...

During an English class... TEACHER: Police is your friend. What kind of statement is that? AKPOS: A stupid statement!

One afternoon, a nomad was out with his cows and his pet dog grazing the field. He continuously beat the cows with a stick to quicken their movement. One of the cows suddenly...