All Jokes
One day, Akpos and his wife were on the bed having an honest conversation...WIFE: How many women have you slept with?AKPOS: Only you baby. I slept with other women with my eyes...
A Lagos couple decided to go on a vacation to New York during winter. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So the husband left early...
A girl updates her Father's picture on BBM. Her friend pings her, "So you know this man too??? HE HATES USING CONDOMS!"
There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman, "In what position was the baby conceived?" "He was on top ", she...
During the economic crisis in Nigeria, two local businessmen chat:1ST BUSINESSMAN: Do you pay for your employees?2ND BUSINESSMAN: Nope, haven't paid them for months.1ST...
Akpos did not want to school so he decided to call his teacher using his dad's phone. Pretending to be his dad and the following conversation took place:AKPOS: Good morning Mr....
A conversation between two sellers...UCHE: Emeka, How's business?EMEKA: Business is really bad! Yesterday I sold only one dress.UCHE: That's really bad. How about today?EMEKA:...
Dear ChikiMy wife and I just got married, I am 45 and she is 26. We moved into a new apartment which needs a lot of plumbing work so I hired this plumber. I swear, the guy is...
An ugly woman walk in a store with her two kids, yelling at them.Akpors, the store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children. Are they twins?"The woman...
I was in a taxi chatting with my friend on Facebook and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation. Since I did not want to embarrass the man,...