All Jokes

TEACHER: It is very clear that you have not studied your geography. What's your excuse? JAMES: Well, my dad says the world is changing every day, so I decided to wait until it...

I believe the best magic is neither in Merlin's nor Harry Potter's hands... I was going out one fateful day and I needed some money to buy some stuff urgently! I asked my mum...

It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the...

In America, when a policeman stops you and you try to put your hand in your pocket, you get shot! But in Nigerian, when you're stopped by the police and you put your hand in...

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question, "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young...

A hungry man was walking on a desert and saw a lamp half buried in the sands. He rubbed it and a genie suddenly appeared. The genie said, "You have only one wish to make, use...

I don't know why women are so hard... My wife went out leaving our new born baby in the hands of our pretty maid. The little boy kept crying and the maid did all she can, but...

Did you hear the story about Chike's new venture? He's opened a zoo. Yes, a zoo. And made the entry fee N5,000. When nobody showed up, he reduced it to N2,500. When...

GIRL: I need a sugar Daddy who doesn't want to have sex with me Akpos reply, " follow these steps... 1. Enter a provision shop 2. Buy one or two cups of sugar 3. Go home...

I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day, I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I...