All Jokes

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. "I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one...

A man was walking in a bush, suddenly, he saw a lion in front of him. He knelt down for prayers, so that GOD would deliver him. When he opened his eyes, he saw the lion kneeling...

DAD: Akpos, if Mr John asks after me, tell him I'm not around. How will you tell him when he comes, cos i know you are funny?AKPOS: When he comes, I will say my daddy said I...

Last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me, my parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work, even my colleagues didn't wish me. As I entered my cabin my secretary...

Doctor Joe had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was...

Akpos sat in a bar and was very moody? Soni goes over and asks: Akpos, wetin happen?A very sad looking Akpos replied: I borrow Rukewe N2million to do facial surgery, and now I no...

Police: Mr Apkos, where do u Live?Akpos: with my mom.Police: where does ur mom live?Akpos: with my Dad.Police: [Getting Impatient] where does ur dad live?Akpos: with me and my mom...

...That was how AKPOS pressed the Breast of a Female Journalist that had the Badge "PRESS" on her chestAkpos: I merely followed instructions..

Girlfriend: Akpos dear, I'm pregnant, what do you want it to be?Akpos: A joke.

The doctor gave Akpos some drugs to use and Akpos started cutting the sides. Doctor: Akpos why are you cutting the sides? Akpos: To avoid...