All Jokes
A man and his wife were driving from one place to another to show his wife the city. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next fuel station to fill up the tank....
DOCTOR TO PATIENT: You will die within 2 hours, do you want to see any one before you die?PATIENT: Yes, a good Doctor.
The Doctor told him that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer during sex.My uncle decided, ''Ehen, okay, I will try it!"He spent the rest of the day thinking about...
A Very Important Advice to All Our Ladies Out There...Before You Hand Over Your Breast To a Man, Check How He Drinks Purewater.
Do you know that... Ali is no longer a boy?Simbi is now a mother with two children?Chike is no longer the river boy, but he is now a marine engineer?Edet no longer lives in...
TEACHER: If something happening now is Present Tense, what tense will you call it if it happened yesterday?AKPOS: ABSENT TENSE
A boy and his Dad were talking last night about love and marriage.The boy's Dad told him that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to his Mum would be like. It seems...
10 Ways to Know That Witches and Wizards are Using Your Picture to Fan Themselves... 1. The witches and wizards in your village are using your picture to fan themselves if you...
TEACHER: What is the opposite of good?LINDA: BadTEACHER: Correct! (Looking at Akpos) You, what is the opposite of original?AKPOS: China...
A girl calls a guy who has been trying to toast her for over a year... GIRL: Hello cutie. GUY: (surprised) Hey beauty, I didn't hope you'll ever call me. GIRL: I'm all...