All Jokes
Employers will be holding your CV, birth certificate, health report, criminal history and still say, "Tell me about yourself."ME: I'm a Stripper sir.
According to @UberFacts, the country with the highest sex duration is Nigeria with 24 minutes per session on average according to a survey. What UberFacts doesn't know is that...
GIRL: Boo, Christmas is approaching.BOY: Thanks for reminding me. Can't wait.GIRL: Get me an iPhone 6s for me as a Christmas gift.BOY: Relax! It's Jesus Birthday, not yours!
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"The man...
Upon hearing that my grandfather had just passed away, I went straight to my grandparent's house to visit my 95 years old grandmother and comfort her.When I asked how my...
As I was gisting with my friends outside, a tall, black, pretty, Coca-Cola bottled girl came out from her friend's compound. I approached her...ME: Hello... HelloooGIRL: What! Why...
Akpos was passing by a bank and noticed quite a lot of people queuing up at the ATM wall. He joined them and when it was his turn to use the ATM, he withdrew all his money, then...
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex any more... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
An Economics teacher was explaining something in the class...TEACHER: ... For example, Akpos was poor...AKPOS: I can't be poor.TEACHER: That's why I said for example.AKPOS: Even...
Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Aisha arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on...