All Jokes
Olden Days RelationshipBOYS: Showing LoveGIRLS: Accepting LoveEverything leading to Marriage!Nowadays RelationshipBOYS: Seeking for SexGIRLS: Demanding for MoneyEverything leading...
I went to the police station to certify my document. On arrival, I met one of the policemen reading the bible, specifically Genesis, I was so impressed so I asked him, "Officer,...
When my husband and I arrived at a mechanic shop to pick up our car after a service, we were told the keys had been locked in it.We went to the service department and found a...
Mother rat and a baby rat were walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacked them. The mother mouse goes, "BARK!" and the cat runs away."See?" says the mother mouse to her...
BREAKING NEWS! A Bomb just exploded in Kano again, this time in a Cemetery! All the dead bodies ran out of their graves but no casualties was recorded. The Commissioner of Police...
While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" The father was very pleased to hear it...
You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shade when it is shining.You say you love wind, but when it comes you close...
You want to marry a guy who's rich, TALL, HANDSOME, EDUCATED, FAIR and has a FLAT tummy while your father is SHORT, DARK, UGLY, POOR, and has a POT belly. Can't you be humble like...
During my secondary school days, I compulsorily did 14 subjects... I had 14 teachers, with each of them teaching different subjects. Some of them use to beat me, because I did not...
I took my wife to a restaurant.The waiter, for some reason, took my order first."I'll have the thick rump meat rare, please." I said.He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow...