Family Jokes

Akpos bursts into the house, "Daddy! My CGPA is 4.78!"The father is amazed and says "This calls for a party." The father takes Akpos on a ride around town to shopping malls and...

A conversation between Akpos and his dad...DAD: So Akpos my son, are you taking any foreign language in school this year?Akpos: Yes dad, I'm taking maths.

DAD: Watch out you fool! A truck is coming, put on the trafficator! Oh no! Its raining, quick put on the wipers! Oh my God, a speed bump slow down your speed! Hurry up, your mom...

A Girl Returns Home After 30 Years. FATHER: (Angry) Where the hell have you been all these years?! GIRL: I was working as a Prostitute in Abuja. FATHER: What!!! Get out...

A four-year-old boy was sitting with his parents at a dinner table. Five minutes later, his older brother comes from a party with his friend who is heavily tattooed, and they...

A girl came down from her mother's car and saw a big "L" sticker behind the car and didn't know what it meant. The next day, she decided to ask her father and the following...

TEACHER: Kwame, you talk a lot! KWAME: It's a family tradition. TEACHER: What do you mean? KWAME: Sir, my grandfather was a street hawker, my father is a teacher. TEACHER: What...

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card?"SON: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.

A boy caught his dad having s*x with the housemaid. The father gave his son N500 not to tell anybody including his mum. The boy replied, "Dad, this is unfair! Mum gave me N1,500...

DADDY: Say daddy!BABY: Mommy!DAD: Come on, say daddy!BABY: Mommy!DAD: F*ck you, say daddy!BABY: F*ck you, Mommy!MUM: Honey, I'm home!BABY: F*ck you!MUM: (shocked!) Who taught you...