Funny Sayings

I'm so ashamed of guys who go to a girl's Facebook wall to thank her for accepting their request. Please stop doing that! For the love of gala and la casera stop it! The worst...

No matter how beautiful and handsome you are, just remember Baboons and Gorillas also attract tourists... So Stop Boasting!No matter how big and strong you are, you will not carry...

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing idiot.If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation....

An MTN Message to a Prostitute...To become a virgin again, text "CLOSE" to 35126.

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.If you give her groceries, she'll...

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland...

Prevent yourself and your spouse from diabetes. A couple who have married for 20 years were recently diagnosed with diabetes.Findings showed they both contracted the disease as a...

Condoms don't guarantee safe sex any more... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.

Never kiss a policewoman. She will say, "Stop and hands up!".Never kiss a nurse. She will say, "Next please!".Always kiss a female teacher. She will say, "Repeat it 10 times!".

If FOOTBALL CLUBS were to be an academic institution in Nigeria then... Arsenal will be UNIBEN - where the students work hard throughout the year, but fail to succeed. Manchester...