Funny Sayings

When your husband orders you to make tea or coffee, he wants to feel fresh to listen to your nonstop talks.Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females, he is just checking...

My friend forgot his laptop on the floor of my room. My grandma thought it was a scale. To cut the long story, My grandma weighs N110,000 eventually. I couldn't believe it!

Below are popular funny Abbreviations...APC = Accepting Past Criminals.PDP = People Deceiving People.IMO = I Must Obey.IBADAN = Ibo Boys Are Dangerous At Night.ABA = Agege Boys...

You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shade when it is shining.You say you love wind, but when it comes you close...

Kaduna, kogi, Nasarawa and Niger state will be dragging for one boyfriend because he is handsome which is the FCT(ABUJA)Akwa Ibom will be that woman that always want to satisfy...

Women are the best goalkeepers in the world because no matter what you do, the BALLS never go in.

These are the 5 ways a guy can stay happy...1. Be with a girl who makes you laugh...2. Be with a girl who gives you her time...3. Be with a girl who takes care of you...4. Be with...

1. Nigerian parents are confused. They will beat their children with the intent of making them to cry and then start beating them again to stop them from crying. 2. Guys, when a...

Dear Tina,Hmmmmm! Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my hands and brain to dance automatically on this benedicted medium. Why this miraculous thing happened is...

Please help me pray for my neighbour's daughter. We are on our way to the hospital now. She swallowed an 8GB Memory Card and she has been singing all the songs on it. We don't...