Funny Sayings

BREAKING NEWS! A Bomb just exploded in Kano again, this time in a Cemetery! All the dead bodies ran out of their graves but no casualties was recorded. The Commissioner of Police...

That moment you take out your last N1000 note on you for the month to get foodstuffs only to discover your little baby had chopped off Dr. Clement Isong's (The man on Nigeria's...

Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast.

Chemistry and his brother Physics, with deep sorrow, announce the death of their father, Mathematics,n who died in a serious calculation on blackboard road, off chalk avenue....

The definition of STUPIDITY is when you have a Land Rover, Land Cruiser and still have a LandLord!

When you feel lonely and alone and cannot see anyone around you and the world seems to be fading away; come along with me Ill take you to an eye specialist!

Imagine a school where suicide bombing Is being taught, the teachers would say to the students..."Please, pay attention, I'm only going to do this once!"

My friend forgot his laptop on the floor of my room. My grandma thought it was a scale. To cut the long story, My grandma weighs N110,000 eventually. I couldn't believe it!

The board of UNICEF agreed to visit Africa on an HIV case to help the patients with the virus. So they decide to give a sum of one(1) million dollars each to a person with the...

You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shade when it is shining.You say you love wind, but when it comes you close...