Funny Sayings

by @Coolchick on Apr 07, 2016

QUESTION: Why do men struggle to make eye contact with women? ANSWER: Because breasts don't have eyes.

by @lilyBaby2 on Apr 05, 2016

No matter how dark the room is, a man will always find his way to the woman's breast...

by @Katargirl on Apr 01, 2016

Don't be Suffering and Forming... you will confuse the Angel of Blessings...

by @VenusBetty on Apr 01, 2016

I've finally decided to stop drinking for good... Now I drink for evil!

by @aircom on Apr 01, 2016

If the woman is always right and a man is always wrong. Then if a man tells a woman that she's right... Is the man right or wrong?

by @sleek82 on Mar 30, 2016

"Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow." Mugabe 2009 We are living in a generation where people "...

by @Mcdondayan on Mar 29, 2016

I gave up on life when I picked up my girlfriend's phone and saw my contact name saved as, "FREE FOOD"!

by @LastMumu on Mar 24, 2016

Baby, You must be a Yam... Cos my Heart is pounding for you!

by @Pako_guy on Mar 24, 2016

Move to a girl, she turns you down. You try to move to her friend, she gets angry. If you apply for UK Visa and they refuse you, won't you try US?

by @iam_wizrich on Mar 23, 2016

Stand a chance to win a new iPhone 6 plus a new Range Rover sport and a return ticket to Dubai. Simply LIST the Names of the 5000 People Jesus fed with 5 FISHES and 2 LOAVES OF...

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