General Jokes

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong. "What's that brass gong for?" asked the...

Once, there was three chinese people who came to America. Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound awfully weird, Bu said, "I'll change my name to Buck,...

Akpos calls up the Hotel manager from his room.AKPOS: Please come fast, I was having an argument with my wife and she says shes gonna jump out of the window.MANAGER: Sir, I am...

Two mountain climbers reached the top of a mountain when one fell into a large crack. "Are you ok?", the other one asked. "Not really", said the other. "Ok I'll drop a rope down...

Akpos just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Abuja.The manager told him "In here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant so you...

MAN: "Hello"WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"MAN: "Yes."WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000.00; is it OK if I buy...

A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane. The man turned to him and said, "Let's talk".KID: Ok, what do we talk about?MAN [making fun of the kid]: How about nuclear power?KID...

Akpos fell into a well and was screaming for help. His wife Ekaete came with a rope to help:AKPOS: How much did you buy the rope?EKAETTE: NGN 1000AKPOS(Still inside the well...

Akpors found a bottle on the beach. He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the Genie. "But there's a catch." "What catch?" he...

Wife hit her husband with frying pan. HUSBAND: What was that for? WIFE: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. HUSBAND: I took part in a race last week and...

Pages