General Jokes

A couple were always screaming and yelling at each other every night.His wife would shout, ''When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the...

The inspector of Police enters the station and orders...INSPECTOR: Today, we're going to finally arrest the notorious leader of the terrorist group that has been terrorising this...

A guy got so high and was searching for his missing phone with the torchlight from the same phone he was looking for. His close friend, who was also high joined him in this...

A psychotherapist, who just moved his shop into a new town, was having a booming business since he started. His business was booming, he could now afford to have a proper shop...

An Economics teacher was explaining something in the class...TEACHER: ... For example, Akpos was poor...AKPOS: I can't be poor.TEACHER: That's why I said for example.AKPOS: Even...

An American tourist was in Kenya on an expendition. He entered a boat and midway into the journey, he asked the boat guy a question, "Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography,...

KWAME: Why are you tip toe-ing in front of the Pharmacy?AKPOS: I don't want to wake the sleeping pills..

A dog ran into a cow meat butcher's shop and grabbed a meat bone off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognised the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour...

Kwame Nkrumah came out from prison and became the president of Ghana.Nelson Mandela came out from prison and became the president of South Africa.Obasanjo came out from prison and...

A man went to visit his friend at home. When they went together to the bar, the friend said, "Did you know that 90 out of 100 women with brown eyes cheat on their husband?" "No, I...