General Jokes
A dog ran into a cow meat butcher's shop and grabbed a meat bone off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognised the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour...
Kwame Nkrumah came out from prison and became the president of Ghana.Nelson Mandela came out from prison and became the president of South Africa.Obasanjo came out from prison and...
Akpo came back home from school very hungry and headed straight to the kitchen. He saw a plate of rice with a big meat covered. He took the meat and ate it voraciously, licking...
HUSBAND: Honey!WIFE: Yea sweetheart.HUSBAND: I want to go on a lion hunt.WIFE: Okay, be careful out there2 minutes later...WIFE: I thought you left.HUSBAND: The scary dog is at...
KWAME: Akpos why are you writing this letter so slow?AKPOS: Because the person going to read it cannot read fast.
The shortest relationship in life is between students and books. They get committed a couple of days before exams and after exams, they break up!
Akpos was passing by a bank and noticed quite a lot of people queuing up at the ATM wall. He joined them and when it was his turn to use the ATM, he withdrew all his money, then...
AKPOS: Hi Kwame, I need your Help!KWAME: How can I help you?AKPOS: Please, I want to test if the BRAKE of my Car is still working.KWAME: How can I be of help here?AKPOS: Please,...
The United States President came for an official visit to Nigeria. He asked the Nigerian President why everywhere is in darkness and the Nigerian President, who felt embarrassed,...
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the toilet, the...