General Jokes
Why were males created before females?ANS: Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Michael's wife went missing, and being that everyone knew he and his wife win a big fight, he was accused of murdering and disposing her body. When witness after witness came...
Three scientist went on a discovery tour to the sea, a biologist, a physicist and a chemist. Reaching the sea, a very big ugly fish swam to the shore and then swim back into the...
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for...
DEATH: Take my hand. MAN: No!DEATH: Why?MAN: I know that if I touch you I'll die! DEATH: Oh my God, you're so smart! High five! MAN: (high fives death)
One day, a certain Arab man walked into a bar. As soon as he entered, he noticed a Jewish man sitting in the corner. So the Arab man walked over to the counter, removed his wallet...
Men of the Nigerian Police Force Arrests a guy and they were checking his phone. At that moment of checking his phone, a text message comes in. It says, "Please, if you are coming...
Coca Cola salesman returns from His middle East assignment. A friend asks, ''Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?''The salesman explained, "When I got in the middle east, I...
Customer: "Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?" Waiter: "Cant you tell the difference by taste?" Customer: "No, I cant." Waiter: "Then does it really matter?"
The American police style:Investigate he's a thief till you find an evidence to catch him.The China police style:Chase the thief till he gets tired, then you catch him.The Arab...