General Jokes
A man walked into a club, went to the bar and ordered a beer. ''Certainly, sir, that'll be 10 naira.'' ''10 naira?!'' the man thought. He glanced at the menu and asked, ''How much...
One afternoon, Akpos arrived home with a sad news for his wife.AKPOS: Wife, I just received a call, my mother (mama) passed away. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for...
An English man, a French man and a Nigerian man go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness.Just as the bartender hands them over, 3 flies buzz down and one lands in each of...
A blind guy visited his choir mistress at home and found her bathing. Since he was blind, she let him in. After bathing, she came out naked shaving in front of him and she tried...
A guy is woken one night by noises coming from his backyard. He gets up and looks through the window and spots two burglars helping themselves to his gardening equipment. The man...
Akpos asked a "Chinese" girl if she would go out with him for a date. He asked her for her mobile number so he could call her.She got all excited and said, "All night f**k sex sex...
A Chinese moves to USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai.He bought a home on a small piece of land. The friendly American neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy...
AKPOS: Sweetheart, I am GEJ HELEN: Youre kidding? Our president is GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan) AKPOS: I mean, I am GEJ - GOING ON AN EMERGENCY JOURNEY! HELEN: (smiling) Oh!...
A junior worker in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake and said, "Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes!"The boss shouted, "Do you know whom you're talking to?!"...
A woman and her 10 year-old son were riding in a taxi in Lagos. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under a canopy. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women...