General Jokes
A Mortuary Attendant was receiving bodies .When he saw this body with the name Mike on it with the longest d*ck he has ever seen.He decided to cut it off and go show his wife.When...
A Police officer at a checkpoint jumps in the middle of the road to stop a moving car 10 meters away and shouts, "Stop! Stop! Your headlight is not working!" the driver of the car...
MAID: What do you want, sir?VISITOR: I want to see your master.MAID: What's your business, please? VISITOR: There is a bill...MAID: Ah! He left yesterday for his village......
MAN 1: Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day, and...
During the shooting of a movie.DIRECTOR: Now we are going to release the lion and it will chase you...but don't worry it wont bite you.AKPOS: How sure are you?DIRECTOR: It is...
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam...
A white man walked into a mall and was approached by an eager attendant named Akpos. AKPOS: Good day sir, as you can see, we have anything you would probably want;...
A lady was sitting close to a guy in a bus:LADY: Can you help me do something to my breast.GUY: (smiling) Yes! I can.LADY: Can you stop staring at my boobs?
A woman prepared some vegetable soup for herself and her husband. When they were about to eat, the following conversation began.HUSBAND: Where did you get the vegetables from?WIFE...
A woman from Polokwane calls a nearby police station and the following conversation ensued:WOMAN: [crying] I sent my husband to buy potatoes it's been 6 hours and he hasn't...