General Jokes
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the...
One day, Musa was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his...
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested! So much for companionship
Jonathan met with the Queen of England.He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to help Nigeria.""Well," said the...
A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man, "this donkey has been trained in a very unique way. The only way to make the donkey go is to say Hallelujah, and...
TEACHER: If a lion is chasing you, what would you do?STUDENT: I'd jump over the wall.TEACHER: If the lion jumps over as well?STUDENT: I'd climb a tree.TEACHER: If the lion climbs...
I was a candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when I noticed a very beautiful...
A Farmer buys a young cock. As soon as it comes home, it rushes and mount all the 150 Hens. Farmer is impressed. At lunch, the cock again screws all 150 Hens, Farmer gets tense...
A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out and saw a thief driving off in HER car."Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she...
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