General Jokes
I went to a cinema with Akpos, on getting to the cinema we saw a bald guy, I showed the guy to Akpos and said "Look at fresh head, this one is good to slap, but I'm afraid of the...
You stop and pick up a nice hitch-hiking girl. Suddenly she loses consciousness and you take her to a hospital. This is STRESS! In the hospital you are being told that she is...
The Nigerian Police, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The UN President decides to give them a test. He releases a...
* In Maths: A kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.* In Biology: It's the exchange of germs from one mouth to another. * In Chemistry: It's a process of testing the ph...
A cleaner who has dreamt all his life to fly a plane was hired to clean airplanes.One day, he was through with cleaning the airplane. Just when he was about to leave, he saw a...
A young man wished to marry a farmers beautiful daughter. He went to the farmer to ask his permission. The Farmer looked him over and said, Son, go stand out in that field. Im...
Akpos came back from school with bad grades which made his father was very upset.FATHER: You are too dull, sometimes I wonder if you are my son. When I was like you, I was so...
TEACHER: There will be an elementary science test next week. Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads his book from cover to cover like no man's business. On test day, teacher lines up...
A lady went to store to buy a parrot and asked the sale's man,"whats so special about the parrot?" Sale's man says the parrot can talk so the lady asks the parrot, "how do i look...
A young teanage girl was a prostitute and for obvious reasons hid it from her grandma. One day the police arrested, a group of prostitutes including the girl. The prostitutes were...