Marriage Jokes
A Lagos couple decided to go on a vacation to New York during winter. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So the husband left early...
A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out. The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double...
While walking home from school one day, Akpos sees his Daddys car passing the playground and going into the woods. Somewhat curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt...
Kemi Smith was walking down a Victoria Island street in Lagos, and coming in the opposite direction was Father Daniel.''Hello Mrs Smith,'' uttered the Father, ''and how are you...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly screwed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up onshore. She rubs...
One day, a lady was dressing up for work. Then her husband comes up and says, "Baby, you have a very big butt! I don't like it! It looks like big pot for cooking soup!"The wife...
Wife to her husband:"I told you I'll be back in five minutes, so why are you calling me every half an hour?"
A doctor was advising a couple after he performed minor surgery on the wife. "It will take you seven days to heal, so no sex for a week.""Did you hear that?" the wife asked her...
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HANDWRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERSI _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____...
A 40 year old man decided to tie the knot with a 20 year old young woman. All her three girl friends rejected saying that he is too old for her, that is twice her age.Using his...