Marriage Jokes

When I got married, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the...

A married lady was going into a hotel with her boyfriend when she saw her husband coming out of that same hotel with his girlfriend. On sighting the husband, the lady immediately...

A wife was sleeping in the middle of the night, she suddenly shouted, "Get up quickly my husband is here!!!"The man got up from the bed, jumps up out through the window, hurts...

WIFE: How many girlfriends did you have before we got married?Husband remains silent...Five mintues later.WIFE: Why are you silent?HUSBAND: Don't disturb while I'm counting!

After an incessant argument between Akpos and his wife, she threatened to jump down from the top of their two storey building. Akpos rushed towards her an held her tightly.WIFE:...

WIFE: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that?HUSBAND: How can I? I don't even know her.

A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"The husband replied, "Okay, sweetheart. Putting it...

MAGICIAN: I'll cut your wife's body into two halves. AKPOS: What kind of magic is that, you'll turn my problem from one to two! Make her disappear instead

A Man came home from work last night and said to his wife "I have been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and get to employ my own secretary"Wife says...

A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them "After your weddings, text me your first night experience and don't forget...