Marriage Jokes

Angry husband sends an sms to his mother-in-law and the message reads:"Your product is not cooking food properly and nicely. It's not even performing in bed. In short, I am not...

A soldier was given a three-day leave to attend to his newly wedded wife but on getting home, he realised that his wife was in her menstrual period. So he decided to send a...

A "Just married" couple lodge themselves in a hotel for their honeymoon in the evening, the man went downstairs to the bar to have a drink because he wasn't feeling sleepy, the...

Akpos married one of a pair of identical twins. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for divorce."Tell the court why you want a divorce," the judge said."Well, Your...

WIFE: Dear, there is no rice again in the house. HUSBAND: What are you telling me? I bought a bag of rice to this house last six months, I need an...

A bereaved woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He...

Two men were sitting in a bar and the following conversation took place:MAN 1: I cant takes this any more!MAN 2: What is the matter?MAN 1: My wife cheated on me!MAN 2: That is...

A women exclaims to her husband one day at dinner, that she had been thinking of getting out more with the girls. Out of respect to her husband, she asked if he would be willing...

My wife opened the front door to find the rose petals I'd sprinkled on the floor. They led her down the hallway, into the lounge, round the sofa, back out again and into the...

An Airline introduced a special package for business men. "Buy Your Ticket and Get Free Ticket For Your Wife.After great success, the company sent letters to all the wives asking...