Medical Jokes

An old man, Mr Kwame, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Mercy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes,...

A doctor wrote on his clinic signboard, "Any treatment is $500 and if we cannot treat you, we will pay you $1000."Wanting the $1000 for himself, A guy named Akpos came to the...

First year UNILAG medical students were attending their very first anatomy class. They all gathered around the table which had a real dead body on it. The Professor, Mr. Akpos,...

DOCTOR: Do you exercise daily to keep healthy? AKPOS: Yes doctor... I play football and tennis daily.DOCTOR: Good! How long do you play?AKPOS: I play till the battery on my phone...

Akpos is terribly overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time...

MAN: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife is a virgin?DOCTOR: Get a Virginity test kit.MAN: What's that?DOCTOR: Get a can of red paint, a can of blue paint and a...

Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; "Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one?" The...

One day a man went into a chemist's shop and said, "Have you anything to cure hiccups?" The chemist asked him to turn round and suddenly gave him a hard slap on the back. The man...

An old man was bitten by a dog. After several weeks, he became violently ill. The doctor examined him and said, "You have been bitten by a rabid dog and you are dying of...

An unconscious man was rushed into a clinic by his brother and the following conversation ensued DOCTOR: What's wrong with him?BROTHER: He just slumped!The doctor checked the...