Religious Jokes

There was a long line of souls before the gate of Heaven and Hell. Waiting on line beside each other were two residents of Lagos city, a 'Danfo' (bus) driver and a pastor and they...

I was in church one day when a pastor said, "Tell your neighbour what happened to your neighbour, will happen to you!" I turned to my neighbour and saw a guy bandaged all...

I caught my pastor drinking star in a bar which I often visit and shouted, ''What! Pastor you are supposed to be drinking drinks like Malt, Pepsi or Coke and not Star.'' The...

I saw a man smoking CIGARETTE inside the church. I was so shocked that my bottle of STAR BEER nearly dropped from my hand!

A husband and wife are in church. The preacher notices that the husband has fallen asleep and says to the wife, Wake your husband up! The wife answers, You're the one who made him...

I went for fasting in a friend's church. After a few minutes, I started feeling hungry. The girl on my right was eating fried fish while another girl on my left was having a drink...

Please thank God with me. They attacked me at about 2.30am this morning. They came into my room while I was sleeping. I heard their sound as they moved across the room towards me...

At Sunday School, they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Akpos seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's...

Three girls died and were brought to the gates of heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel. St. Peter asked the girls, "Before entering...

A Nigerian Lawyer died and arrived at the heavenly gates. Saint Peter asks him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week...