School Jokes

A teacher was teaching in the class and was disappointed that her students couldn't catch up with what she was teaching. So she said...TEACHER: You are supposed to know this! You...

John was late to school...TEACHER: John why are you late?JOHN: I went to buy something for my mom.TEACHER: What could be so important that can't wait till the end of schoolJOHN:...

TEACHER: A person who have no hand is called?AKPOS: A HandicapTEACHER: A person who have no leg is called?AKPOS: A Legicap.

PHYSICS TEACHER: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?STUDENT: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in...

May/June 2015 Biology WAEC QuestionsINSTRUCTION: Answer AllQ2 (a)(i) Mention 9 differences between Livestock A (Goat) and Livestock B (Sheep)Check the answer that Akpos gave:The...

I am bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME I...

SON: Dad, I need your help for my science homework. DAD: OK.SOME: What is photosynthesis? DAD: Hmm... why not as the photographer when he comes in to take our picture.

TEACHER: If 2x - 6 = 4, what is x?Akpos: An alphabet!

Premiership clubs in relation to studentsMan United is like a student who doesn't read throughout the semester but reads for exams and comes first at the end.Arsenal is the...

Who said that english is easy... fill in this blank with YES or NO...__________ I don't have a brain.__________ I don't have a sense__________ I am stupid