School Jokes
TEACHER: How old is your father?STUDENT: He is as old as me.TEACHER: (surprised) How? I don't understand.STUDENT: He became a father when I was born.
TEACHER: Go home and find three new words or phrases and bring them to me tomorrow.Akpos goes home and asks his mother while she is on the phone.AKPOS: Mum, class teacher gave me...
So Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny...
A principal was addressing his students on HIV, he said, ''Abstinence is the best method because condoms could break and also spermicidal creams could fail." He also said, "There...
TEACHER: Akpos, name 10 animals you know. AKPOS: 9 Lions and an Elephant
Akpos bursts into the house, "Daddy! My CGPA is 4.78!"The father is amazed and says "This calls for a party." The father takes Akpos on a ride around town to shopping malls and...
After falling JAMB for the 3rd time...DAD: Pass me the TV remote.ME: (passes it to him)DAD: At least you can pass something!ME: (crying)
EXAMINATION OFFICER: What's wrong? You are looking tensed? Did you forget your ID card or calculator?STUDENT: Sir! I mistakenly brought tomorrow's examination cheating material...
Akpos, doing examination:INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS.Q: Why are condoms transparent?A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted.Q: What...