2015 Elections
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 01/21/2015 - 14:23
If any of the contending candidates wants we youths to vote for him, he should do the following;
Reduce the subscription of BlackBerry and smartphone internet data plans to N200 per month for 20gb.
Make sure ATM dispenses as low as 20 naira notes
Make sure Iphone 6 is as low as N2,300.
Make Petrol free.
Make sure the MINIMUM CGPA is 2.0 even without writing an exam.
Make Tonto Dikeh the new First Lady
Make NTA change their boring station tone.
Make PDP and APC change their logos from Umbrella and Broom to Watermelon and Plantain Chips respectively.
Corpers should be given N500k per month
Free Calls between 7a.m to 10p.m
Make Akpos the minister of Finance.
You can add other things you want the candidates to do for you if any of them is elected in the comment box below...
Reduce the subscription of BlackBerry and smartphone internet data plans to N200 per month for 20gb.
Make sure ATM dispenses as low as 20 naira notes
Make sure Iphone 6 is as low as N2,300.
Make Petrol free.
Make sure the MINIMUM CGPA is 2.0 even without writing an exam.
Make Tonto Dikeh the new First Lady
Make NTA change their boring station tone.
Make PDP and APC change their logos from Umbrella and Broom to Watermelon and Plantain Chips respectively.
Corpers should be given N500k per month
Free Calls between 7a.m to 10p.m
Make Akpos the minister of Finance.
You can add other things you want the candidates to do for you if any of them is elected in the comment box below...
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