Alphabetical Order
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 02/19/2014 - 15:14
A pilot announced, "Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggages must be thrown out."
A little later, the pilot says, "We're still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin."
The plane continues it's descent despite more things being thrown out. The pilot announced again, "Still going down, we must throw out some people"
There's a big gasp from the passengers! Then the pilot said, "But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order. So A, any Africans on board?"
No one moves.
"B, any Blacks on board?"
No one moves.
"C, any Coloureds on board?"
Still no one moves.
"D, any Darkies?"
A little black Nigerian boy asks his dad, "Dad, what are we?"
His Dad replied, "Tonight son, we are Zombies"
A little later, the pilot says, "We're still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin."
The plane continues it's descent despite more things being thrown out. The pilot announced again, "Still going down, we must throw out some people"
There's a big gasp from the passengers! Then the pilot said, "But to make this fair, passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order. So A, any Africans on board?"
No one moves.
"B, any Blacks on board?"
No one moves.
"C, any Coloureds on board?"
Still no one moves.
"D, any Darkies?"
A little black Nigerian boy asks his dad, "Dad, what are we?"
His Dad replied, "Tonight son, we are Zombies"
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